If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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