I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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