Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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