end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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