Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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