Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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