I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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