And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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