This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Randomize
