So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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