got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
last night I used snow as a chaser
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