Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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