....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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