let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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