Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Randomize