I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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