this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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