I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
