You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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