whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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