yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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