i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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