I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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