I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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