I think my fart just growled at me.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Randomize
