Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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