new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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