Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
