I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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