I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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