drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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