What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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