I'm really into asian looking animals
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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