I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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