i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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