You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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