frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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