I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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