Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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