No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Randomize
