idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
try to milk me bitch
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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