Yo dont text me then not text me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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