But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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