It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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