what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Shame is for Republicans.
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