I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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