Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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