I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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