I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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