I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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