I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
i think im in europe. pls send help
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
