Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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