Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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