4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
COCAINE IS GR8
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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