You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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