I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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