Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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