whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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